Patina is just rust. Isn’t it?
Rust, dents, scrapes, mismatched panels, and general wear and tear. These are the features that homeowners’ associations detest and do their best to rid their streets of.
I can’t recall the last time I paid attention to a automobile along with the road, caked in dirt or moss. In London, they’re a nightmare, especially the abandoned vehicles occupying precious parking spaces and being general eyesores.
They’re also a transparent sign of neglect – cars which have never been washed, repaired and even cherished in any respect. We’ve all let our cars get dirty at times, maybe even for an prolonged period. But to have a blatant disregard in your automobile’s condition? That’s one other story.
I could never feel comfortable owning a automobile with shabby paintwork and swathes of rust on display. I’m not even keen on brown paint on most cars, let alone rust peeking through what was once a pleasant finish. It’s a rattling shame.
And yet, how is it that patina may be so f*cking cool?
A concours-level restoration is all the time impressive – the style of ‘better-than-new’ automobile that the majority enthusiasts dream of. Mint, all-original ‘numbers matching’ vehicles are improbable, too. There’s a charm a few automobile that’s been preserved and cared for over a long time of ownership.
But in a less traditional sense, a mechanically sound automobile wearing 50 or 60 years of ‘personality’ is much more charming.
This Series Land Rover is an ideal example, especially as I write this from the UK. There are immaculate Land Rovers here, owned by museums, after which there are those barely holding together after six a long time of farm duty.
Many aren’t even road-legal anymore, but that’s perfectly superb; they never leave the acres of fields they’ve been working in for his or her entire lives.
Alternatively, you may have restomods – old Defenders dressed as much as mimic the last-of-the-line models. Think James Bond-esque builds, LS-swapped V8 beasts and even 6×6 monstrosities roaming the streets of central London. Those are the worst offenders.
They’ll likely never see a muddy country road, let alone a farmer’s field or a forest trail. Meanwhile, this Series is a properly well-traveled piece of automotive history, used as intended.
Have a look at the hand-drawn list of nations and dates on its bed cap. It’s staggering.
This Land Rover has seriously lived as much as its name, having journeyed from the previous British territory of Northern Rhodesia (now Zambia) all the way down to South Africa and across Africa to Morocco, ultimately making its solution to Jerez in Spain via Gibraltar.
That’s a two-year, three-month road trip covering so many miles I can’t even begin to grasp it. The bloody thing even made it to The Seychelles! I’ve been there, and it took me 13 hours on two planes. God knows how long it took on a ferry back in 1961.
It could be against the law to change a single thing about this Land Rover’s appearance. It’s earned the appropriate to wear its battle scars and legacy proudly – its paint, its rust, and that iconic spare wheel on its bonnet. I’m sure that spade has helped it out of a good spot greater than once.
Then there’s the 1967 Porsche 912E parked beside it, affectionately generally known as “Scruffy Bastard.” Registered in Oregon, USA, the 912 was a numbers-matching example until 2009, in line with a neighborhood ad.
After a valve spring broke, it sat parked, the engine and 5-speed gearbox removed, and the remaining of the automobile stripped down. It found its solution to the UK in 2019 as a rolling shell after its recent owner, Gareth, discovered it as a part of a giant collection on the market in America.
While it could not have lived as storied a life because the Land Rover, it’s amusing how something as minor as a valve spring breaking can drastically change a automobile’s fate.
Without that break, the 912 might still be living a quiet life outside Junction, Oregon. Or if the owner had decided to maintain it whole and tuck it away, perhaps it might have develop into a future ‘barn find’ for some aspiring influencer to base a YouTube series on in 2024.
As an alternative, it’s now with someone who dreamt of owning a short-wheelbase Porsche and isn’t afraid to make it his own. To many, a ‘patinated’ P-car is sacrilege, but to Gareth, it’s a project he cherishes.
I could also be a die-hard fan of unpolluted paint, shiny wheels, and a wonderful interior, but I have to admit: cars that wear their stories on their sheet metal never fail to place a smile on my face.
Mario Christou
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