I like when things are dumb and bad. That extends to cars, and I’ve possibly never seen it done higher than this Testarossa-styled Chevy Blazer. Some enterprising soul took a have a look at a 1985 Blazer and thought “Surely this may be higher if it looked like Sonny Crockett’s Ferrari” — an idea so buckwild that I simply should respect it. That is terrible, truly dogshit, and for that I am unable to help but adore it.
The idea of this construct is a 1985 S10 Blazer, the smaller counterpart to the beloved K5. The vendor has added custom bodywork throughout, including Testarossa-inspired styling elements on the doors that flow into the rear fenders — a minimum of, in theory. In point of fact, there’s not much flow occurring here, because nothing in regards to the Blazer’s body plays nice with Ferrari’s design ethos. The vendor says that the Blazerossa “Needs driver door shaved to match rest,” amongst other ending details, as if anyone else on god’s green earth would have the identical aesthetic tastes as this thing’s builder.
The main points are even weirder
Your complete concept behind this Blazer is mind-boggling, however the closer you look the weirder all of it gets. Why are the mirrors so incongruous with the remaining of the design ethos? Why is it some toxic green up front, and what appears to be a rattlecanned deep emerald out back? Why does it appear like the doors were painted individually? Why is the window tint so bad? Why is there a lot Bondo over the custom paint?
This Blazerossa has fully broken my brain, and I cannot not adore it. It is so bad that it loops all the best way back around to impressive in its audacity, and I want it to live eternally. In the event you buy this automobile, please promise me you may neither bring it back to stock nor finish it. It is best like this, a half-finished built of truly incomprehensible origins. Blazerossa, je t’aime.
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